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copteacher
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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 Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:27 Post subject: Unofficial Jobs you have at work
I have been dubbed the morale officer for the department, namely our squad.
I am in charge of coordinating money collection and stuff for births, deaths etc. and seeing that the card and check is sent properly.
I also am called on to do impromptu impersonations for the department management of certain officers actions for certain incidents, with my own little twist of course. 
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genie
Master of Prissface
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Location: Finding serenity one day at a time
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:29 Post subject:
Room mother
Referee - think Mills Lane
Department therapist
Spiritual advisor to my boss
Vice President in charge of social events
Pretty much what I do here too....
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TriBob
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Location: Lost in Transition
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:30 Post subject:
I'm always cleaning up other people's mess on the computer system. I even got a Sponge Bob doll because of it. 
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Location: 1st in AFC West
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:34 Post subject:
Being Mr. Flexible...
Hey Mark, can you cover this class for _______?
We need the gym for (some lame reason) so you'll have to do something else for PE.
Do you want to serve on this committee?
Can you use this study hall for a class meeting, their advisor is worried that something won't get done.
Can your PE kids pick up the gym after Coronation?
Basically if somethings out of whack, needs changing, or needs to be altered from it's normal schedule. I get to do it.
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Cappy
Excelent
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Joined: 16 May 2002
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:35 Post subject:
Soft Pretzel Fetcher
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copteacher
Adjunct
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:36 Post subject:
so coach plays dodge ball in math also.
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Location: 1st in AFC West
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:39 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | | so coach plays dodge ball in math also. |
 
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akern
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Location: CTU
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:41 Post subject:
My job is to say GROSS!! Everytime one of the mins farts or belches. I also b!tch and nag at them all day, so that they won't get out of line when their wives aren't around. 
I also yell out "THIS SUCKS!!" About every 15 minutes or so, just so no one forgets.
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Location: 1st in AFC West
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:43 Post subject:
| akern wrote: |
I also yell out "THIS SUCKS!!" About every 15 minutes or so, just so no one forgets. |
note to self: save this for staff meetings.
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prohemp
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Location: in the cradle of liberty
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 11:43 Post subject:
First one in makes the coffee - on days I go into the office, at 0630, I'm usually first one in
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:03 Post subject:
*college basketball trash talker/bracket pool organizer
*movie/music reference tool
*dept diet/exercise guru (which is scary/hilarious, and usually people come to talk to me as I'm eating a mr. goodbar or something, I don't know why they come to me)
*oh, and I get asked to do that leprechaun heel kick/jump on cue sometimes.
I offer no material benefit to our actual job though, sadly.
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gretriever
Hipster Doofus
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Joined: 16 Jul 2003
Posts: 19384
Location: A moving target in a firing range.
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:06 Post subject:
White boy.
As in, "When all else fails, blame the white boy."
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Cappy
Excelent
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:21 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | My job is to say GROSS!! Everytime one of the mins farts or belches. I also b!tch and nag at them all day, so that they won't get out of line when their wives aren't around.
I also yell out "THIS SUCKS!!" About every 15 minutes or so, just so no one forgets. |
So you are the morale officer at Rotometrics, yes
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003
Posts: 6974
Location: outside
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:22 Post subject:
Microsoft Access and Visual Basic Training and Technical Support. The sad thing is I learned everything on my own by tinkering with the software. Now I bail out people who have spent hundreds, if not thousands, on training courses and books.
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robp
Pyromaniac
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Joined: 26 Jul 2002
Posts: 16241
Location: Waiting in line at the beer store...
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:33 Post subject:
Division cartoonist, prank idea creator and rewriter of company emails such that they are humorous....
i've been called on the carpet a few times for being the class clown 
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