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PostPosted: 12/10/02 - 20:45    Post subject: Tuesday Humor and THoughts
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a
confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The
Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but
the drunk just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds
three times on the wall.

The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's
no paper on this side either."

Subject: Lessons Learned


I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along, if you feel like it. They may appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not...tough poop.
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