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genie
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 10:47 Post subject: Today's critically important fubby email.....
Especially for you, Shelfie!
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount
item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of
Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in
the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Wrestling Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be
served with white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).
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TriBob
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 10:50 Post subject:
I'll stick with top shelf Mad Dog
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HighHeat
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 10:52 Post subject:
Boone's Farm
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keltic63
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 11:15 Post subject:
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rolling rock
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 11:15 Post subject:
white trashfindel
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brie k
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 11:16 Post subject:
| TriBob wrote: | I'll stick with top shelf Mad Dog  |
ewww, just thinking about that gives me the heebie jeebies. Got so sick with that stuff when I was 19...
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 11:28 Post subject:
| TriBob wrote: | I'll stick with top shelf Mad Dog  | Very good!
This thread is a hoax! As we all know, no wine from Wal-mart would come from a bottle.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/22/04 - 13:25 Post subject:
Good 1
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