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cdnhollywood
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 Posted: 09/07/05 - 10:16 Post subject: New home remedies
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 10:34 Post subject:
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 10:36 Post subject:
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rolling rock
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 11:18 Post subject:
what? no mention of tea tree oil or colloidal silver?
good 
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robp
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 11:29 Post subject:
I particularly enjoy no's 3 & 6.....
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 11:31 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I particularly enjoy no's 3 & 6..... |
note to self - suggest paper plates when eating at rob's place
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airehead
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 11:32 Post subject:
*snort*
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/07/05 - 11:44 Post subject:
were these in Martha Stewarts' prison cell block remedies?
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Ms. Jenn
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