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andydp
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 Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:26 Post subject: Men's PMS Support Thread - Ladies please ignore (Updated)
HA ! Made you look !!
OK men we know there is only one defense against PMS. What jokes do you have about PMS ?
Joke 1:
What is the difference between a Rottweiler and a woman on PMS ?
Nail polish (Alternate answer: The Rottleweiler will eventually let go)
Joke 2:
How many women on PMS does it take to change a light bulb ?
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:35 Post subject:
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:37 Post subject:
I got nothing! Sorry.
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copteacher
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:47 Post subject:
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Ohh YOU can wave...you with all the radios, SWAT weapons, body armor and restraint devices....
And three cells...no waiting..
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:48 Post subject:
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And three cells...no waiting..
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Can we make reservations so we stay out of the dog house?
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:49 Post subject:
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Can we make reservations so we stay out of the dog house? |
If you gotta ask, it's too late.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 02/13/05 - 21:50 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | If you gotta ask, it's too late. |
I figure we can make resevations in advance and run and hide!
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genie
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Posted: 02/14/05 - 07:44 Post subject:
LMBO!! I love #2.
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andydp
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Posted: 02/15/05 - 18:39 Post subject:
Bump - because we need equal time. After all, we're on the receiving end of the misery...
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DCRunningDiva
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