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Joined: 04 Apr 2003
Posts: 611
Location: Next door to Crazy Mary
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 Posted: 10/27/04 - 13:55 Post subject: It's Wednesday
Every Wednesday, I'm reminded of the story about four bears.
Then I think, oh, what's going on... 90% of all statistics are made up. I had to quit because Crazy Mary wants a dish of ice cream I just hope they have paramedics standing by, and those female paramedics better be nice to me. Then, off I go to get dressed, which came right after I tripped over my socks and flipped head first into the bathroom, hitting my head on the ceramic tile in the process. Then what about bikini night (girls only, please). Plus we're putting up for sale the 'tar' on the aluminun bleachers. It's time for my medicine. Goodnight!!!!!!! Which, incidently, is why I'm willing to play. Always remember that your are unique, just like everyone else. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Then there's the Astroturf 12. It's still usable (parts of it, anyways). Beam me aboard, Scotty.....Sure,... will a 2x4 do?
There once were four bears in the woods who were trying to decide what to bring to dinner. The first didn't know where the dinner was, the second had never been to dinner before, the third didn't know how to cook, and the fourth stayed home at ate RADISHES!
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