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purple hayes
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 Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:40 Post subject: I'm taking applications to be my friend
List your positive qualities and what you'd bring to the relationship. Long-haired freaky people need not apply.
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your favorite weapon
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:41 Post subject:
i could teach you how to glide like Usher.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:43 Post subject:
I'm a very positive person and like people that bike to and from work.
I'm also lots of fun to talk to and have a great singing voice.
Simon Cowell says so.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:43 Post subject:
There's a line?
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:44 Post subject:
I wouldn't kick your butt around the block.
That would be a positive quality for you. I. Hope. 
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Kimba90
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:47 Post subject:
I have lots of drugs at my disposal.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:48 Post subject:
| Kimba90 wrote: | | I have lots of drugs at my disposal. |
I want you be your friend!
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:49 Post subject:
I'll give you attractive leasing rates on a slightly used beagle. As long as you have treats and scratch him behind the ears like he likes he'll be your friend.
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robp
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:49 Post subject:
I can teach you how to shoot a weapon, catch a fish and survive in time of emergency.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:49 Post subject:
'nuff said
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:50 Post subject: Re: I'm taking applications to be my friend
| purple hayes wrote: | line starte here
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I could help you with your spelling.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:50 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I can teach you how to shoot a weapon, catch a fish and survive in time of emergency. |
BIRD FLU 
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robp
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:50 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | Kimba90 wrote: | | I have lots of drugs at my disposal. |
I want you be your friend! |
From the looks of this post you're already high.....
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:51 Post subject: Re: I'm taking applications to be my friend
| gretriever wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | line starte here
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I could help you with your spelling. |
Canadian spelling.
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robp
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Posted: 01/25/06 - 12:51 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | robp wrote: | | I can teach you how to shoot a weapon, catch a fish and survive in time of emergency. |
BIRD FLU |
Shoot the little avian bastages....
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