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Phar lap
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 Posted: 09/30/03 - 07:00 Post subject: Hypothetical.
Your at a friend's house for Christmas dinner and you find a dead cockroach in your salad; what do you do?
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 07:11 Post subject:
Switch salads
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akern
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 07:18 Post subject:
Puke.
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prohemp
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 07:26 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Switch salads |
wiiiiiith?????
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 07:26 Post subject:
| prohemp wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | Switch salads |
wiiiiiith????? |
the friend
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robp
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 07:37 Post subject:
Hold it up and say "Hey, no wonder this salad is so crunchy!"
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purple hayes
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 08:17 Post subject:
Convince myself it's a water chestnut with legs and eat it any way.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 08:29 Post subject: Re: Hypothetical.
| Phar lap wrote: | | Your at a friend's house for Christmas dinner and you find a dead cockroach in your salad; what do you do? |
Remark upon the interesting croutons.
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Dancer
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 09:41 Post subject:
Pick it up and hang it on the Christmas tree.
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 09:43 Post subject:
| prohemp wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | Switch salads |
wiiiiiith????? |
Find a roach clip & finish it off!
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 10:28 Post subject:
i'm with Akern. it'd be hard to hold it down so i'd most likely just let it rip onto the table.
 gotta go folks. musta caught a bug of somekind. enjoy the rest of your dinner you crazy kids.
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Pug
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 10:31 Post subject:
I'd probably just stop eating the salad and say you want to save room for the main course.
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TimRuns
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 10:34 Post subject:
while your friend's not looking, grind up the cockroach and mix it with some turkey stuffing and serve it to him. He won't notice a thing except for that unusual crunchiness... 
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 10:38 Post subject:
| TimRuns wrote: | | while your friend's not looking, grind up the cockroach and mix it with some turkey stuffing and serve it to him. He won't notice a thing except for that unusual crunchiness... |
That's just the wild rice...he he. 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/30/03 - 11:07 Post subject:
I'd pull it out, wrap it in a napkin, push the salad away, and excuse myself to the ladies'.
I would probably have figured out some excuse to get away while I was in the ladies', and would have to leave. If one's in the salad, there's a good chance another's somewhere else in the meal, right?
Oh. And never go to a meal there again. And send annonymous Orkin flyers every week.
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