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elkid
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 Posted: 10/30/03 - 09:44 Post subject: Halloween Lingo
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.
Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done (also see "Mr. Hyde")
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 10:22 Post subject:
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Pug
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 10:43 Post subject:
That's a good list for the morning!
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 21:38 Post subject:
Those are great, Time to pass those along!
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