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 Posted: 03/27/06 - 15:49 Post subject: Dayton #735 Re-Hash Hash Trash
This one is special to me as Nascock is one of my best friends.....
Dayton Hash Trash
Hash # 735
11 Mar 2006
Another Hash Trash from Twisted’s abbreviated and adjusted mind.
So many things to discuss and many things have been forgotten since I am a week late in typing the thoughts but there are still a few dominate thoughts that I need to pass on to the masses. Fortunately I got an assist from our Miss Ear to fill in some of my gaps…no sexual innuendoes please.
A special mention is going to go to our ultra-competitive hasher, Gimp. For the fourth hash in a row our competitor has showed at the hash after the pack is away, not run trail but shortcutted to try and find trail and mark the way while chasing the hares. Per usual he ran to the end, jumped in his truck, and left before the rest of the pack showed or anything close to a circle. I guess the big question is “did he win the race?”
The trail was poorly marked, miserably planned, and horribly executed. For this reason I propose that we throw one of the hares, either Nascock or ‘Auntie’ More Legs, out of the state. It was such a miserable trail taking us through a horse track, with no horses running; through a bum crash/drunken party area, with no bums; into a cemetery, with no zombies; and ending at an Irish Bar with no Riverdancing or Leprechauns (no, QB does not count). I guess Nascock would be the best suggestion to suffer this fate since this was his last hash here as a resident and is moving to Colorado Springs this week. He will be missed by someone, not sure whom, but I am sure there will be someone. Maybe that’s why Gimp couldn't stay…he didn't want to get emotional saying goodbye.
Apparently the trail was so poorly marked that the following hashers chose not to follow most of it: Hot Tub Slut, Elvis, Gimp and Smegma Wan. In Smegma’s defense, he did follow trail at the beginning and end. Those of us who were on trail and not just following the hashers in front of us like a bunch of lemmings were witness to his new “signature” pack arrow. When you see the light saber, you'll know which way Smegma went!
Speaking of Elvis and Hot Tub. What do you say about a couple of hashers who decide to shortcut along I-75 to try and catch the hares? I am a little confused at wanting to take my life in my hand just to catch the hares. I would rather be on trail experiencing the twists and turns that the hares had planned. In Gimp’s defense he didn't run across the along the highway.
The Circle:
Twisted brought a virgin, Just Eric. He mistakenly trusted his friend and came out to the hash and then he mistakenly identified his Mother-Given-Name as Donna (his Mom’s name)…came pretty close to getting a name the first day. Eric, you've got to pay attention to the questions a little better when they ask for your “Mother-Given-Name.”
At some point our leading lady, a.k.a. The RA, aka, Ear of the Sperm, a.k.a., …never mind; can't put that in writing, took over the circle and being the lexiophile that she is she proceeded to give down-downs for teasing her with big words. Apparently QB was waxing on poetically about someone ‘harkening’ to him or something similar and Nascock picked another elaborate word that got her excited…and when Ear is excited, someone is drinking.
We had a huge event at the circle our very own More Legs completed her 200th run. More Legs is a great friend and hasher and it was fun to see her achieve this milestone. I hope I am there for her 400th run.
Gimp was going to get at least 1 down-down, but he forgot to show for the circle…must have been a fire at home.
Nascock was given a special seat of honor at the circle since this was his last as a resident…the special seat was of course, a nice bag of ice. Blocks of ice are good, but a nice bag of ice helps touch those hard to reach places, those places, especially on Nascock, that no hasher should have to see or touch. I need to wash now just thinking about this picture.
Actually, ‘Auntie’ More Legs gave him some outstanding presents. I don’t remember exactly where the ‘Auntie’ part came from but it was really fun when it happened. I guess you just need to be there next time. She has been hashing now for 15 years and the hash that she came from in South Carolina used to put together a yearbook of sorts and she actually gave him one of their old yearbooks and the songbook from the group. This was based on two things, the age difference between the two, I don’t remember that exact differences but one would just have to have been there to get the details; the other reason was that Nascock is from South Carolina and went to school there. I think he was incredibly touched.
Several people received down-downs for not wearing green at the “Wearin’ O’ the Green” hash and we had some people who have just moved to the area…again names are escaping me and I will have to get some help to fill in the blanks…someday I may take notes…nah that would be too much like work.
Ear helping to fill in my blanks – Cums in Spurts and his lovely wife Oral Cummunicator just moved here after spending a couple of years in Japan. I have known them both since my Cleveland hashing days. They will make a wonderful addition to the Dayton hash.
Ear again -- Cherry from Seoul or Singapore or somewhere like that was a visiting hasher. He was very nice and bought lots of haberdashery to take back with him.
I can't remember; did I mention that we have competitive runners showing up for our hash? His name is Gimp.
Nascock and Horny Again received down-downs for sex in circle and on trail; as usual.
Ear also had to do a down-down for something and she got the chance to use Twisted’s down-down cup. She now understands the skill it takes to drink from that without getting soaked.
Also, speaking of Waxing Poetically, see several paragraphs earlier, we had another wonderful poem from our own Hash Poet Laureate, Hazzar Shortfellow. It was read to Ear by Twisted, with a Shakespearean quality and with an emphasis on numerous innuendoes that the circle seemed to enjoy. Ear of course enjoyed the honor that Hazzar bestowed…Twisted enjoyed reading.
Pickled Ear
A pickle’s a puckering snack…
A girl learns early from her Mom,
How to Can and Pickle and Pack.
But…the forget their Mom when out on a hash,
They’re running with Peter and Tom,
They love their fast living…Boozing and Sinning,
I don’t understand…how can they be so calm?
However…when they “Have a Pickle With Ear!”
“They can Run and Sin Without Fear!”
Hazzar Shortfellow
Proud to be a Poet
31 December 2005
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msparks
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Posted: 03/27/06 - 22:55 Post subject:
heh heh..heh heh...
They said "Pickle."
heh heh...
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j1miller
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Posted: 03/27/06 - 22:58 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: | heh heh..heh heh...
They said "Pickle."
heh heh... |
they more than said it 
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Posted: 04/10/06 - 14:54 Post subject:
I'm now in Colorado ready to infuse my special persona and kiltedness on the Pike's Peak hashes.
My bum and "wedding tackle, twigs and berries, you know" is still thawing from being on ice.. bbrrr!!!
The story with "Auntie" More Leggs (and by extention, "Uncle" Porkless) go something like this: More Leggs' first ever hash was in 1986 while living in Columbia, SC. Also living in Columbia SC was the future NASCOCK, who was still in "hi-scrool" at the time. [NASCOCK, who did go the the University of South Carolina, also in Columbia, got part of his hash name from the mascock of that fine institute of higher learning, the "Fighting GameCOCKS"]
If we do the math right, NASCOCK was 16 (maybe 17) at the time More Leggs went to her first hash when she just turned legal drinking age (which I think was 21 at the time...), so she is AT LEAST 4 (maybe 5) years older than NASCOCK, but not too much!!!
Considering that NASCOCK acts 12, the percieved age difference may be much greater...
On-On
NASCOCK!!!!
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j1miller
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Posted: 04/10/06 - 14:58 Post subject:
| Capt Kirk wrote: | I'm now in Colorado ready to infuse my special persona and kiltedness on the Pike's Peak hashes.
My bum and "wedding tackle, twigs and berries, you know" is still thawing from being on ice.. bbrrr!!!
The story with "Auntie" More Leggs (and by extention, "Uncle" Porkless) go something like this: More Leggs' first ever hash was in 1986 while living in Columbia, SC. Also living in Columbia SC was the future NASCOCK, who was still in "hi-scrool" at the time. [NASCOCK, who did go the the University of South Carolina, also in Columbia, got part of his hash name from the mascock of that fine institute of higher learning, the "Fighting GameCOCKS"]
If we do the math right, NASCOCK was 16 (maybe 17) at the time More Leggs went to her first hash when she just turned legal drinking age (which I think was 21 at the time...), so she is AT LEAST 4 (maybe 5) years older than NASCOCK, but not too much!!!
Considering that NASCOCK acts 12, the percieved age difference may be much greater...
On-On
NASCOCK!!!! |
you act 14... way hornier than 12.
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