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bburgoyne26
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 Posted: 11/23/04 - 16:51 Post subject:
Christmas Vacation: Clark (Chevy Chase) says....
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcuking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white asz down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of aszholes this side of the nuthouse."
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 16:56 Post subject:
Scrooged: Bill Murray
Lady Censor: I will not allow this costume on the air.
Frank Cross: Why not?
Lady Censor: Well, specifically: you can see her nipples.
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples!
Lady Censor: But, this is a Christmas show!
Frank Cross: Well, Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples, then.
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