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robp
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 Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:43 Post subject: Another reason to keep running...
past the finish line. Inspired by Andy's thread on jobs that suck.
During my senior year in h.s. we were participating in a track meet at another school. Final event of the day was in progress, the two mile run. Our star track guy was destroying the field and the gap between one and two got bigger throughout the race. He had even lapped a few guys when he crossed the finish line. Except, he kept on going! Figuring he was confused on lap count we started shouting to him that the race was over, that he had won. He kept running and exited the track and the stadium while shouting back over his shoulder "I've sh!t my pants!"
Said track star continues running to the locker room in the school. Fellow teammates go on a mission - he obviously can't wear his current shorts home on the bus. We search lockers and finally find a pair of what appear to be clean shorts and swap his soiled ones for them. I pity the kid who opened that locker the next day.......
Moral of the story: Keep your locker locked.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:47 Post subject:
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:49 Post subject:
 OH GOD!
Where do you find your friends?
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:49 Post subject:
Running while running... what a concept. 
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:50 Post subject:
the trots! 
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robp
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:51 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | OH GOD!
Where do you find your friends? |
Often in the gutter.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 16:51 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | OH GOD!
Where do you find your friends? |
Often in the gutter. |
great place, get it warm for me, k?
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blue
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:12 Post subject:
i wonder if that explains the increasing gap between first and second...
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:21 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | i wonder if that explains the increasing gap between first and second... |
the stench, or the possibility for runoff?
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blue
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:23 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | blue wrote: | | i wonder if that explains the increasing gap between first and second... |
the stench, or the possibility for runoff? |
a little from column A... a little from column B.
in theory, you should be able to pass and get ahead of him.
it's not hard to outrun a poopy pants.
personally i don't see how you can poop and run at the same time.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:26 Post subject:
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:27 Post subject:
only ROb would have a story like this
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JamieoftheNorth
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:27 Post subject:
LOL! Funny story! 
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akern
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:40 Post subject:
Star Track Guy = Robp
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 01/04/06 - 17:42 Post subject:
Now we know the real reason for liners in running shorts.
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